Don't Go!!

Yep thats right, my brother is going on a mission for 2 WHOLE years! NOOOOO. I am going to miss him like crazy, although he teases me and everything i still don't want him to go!! He is also going to Paraguay, which is like a "death place" Jk!! But he can get like parasites and all that crap. THat is really really scary. Oh if you don't know what parasites are they are like worms that can be in like foods and so if you eat it, it gets stuck in your stomach and the only way for you to get it out is...... well im not going to get in detail. But ya. And so its really scary. I have also heard stories about like spiders or mosquitos going into your skin and laying eggs in your skin, and it doesn't matter where they are, but going in there and laying eggs and so you would have to like cut your skin to get it out. It is so NASTY!!! I just don't want him to go. And when he does go i will be balling my eyes out!! WHy do they have to have them out on a mission for 2 whole freakin years??? WHY?????